Well............as Ohio has blessed us with a lot of rain this spring, last weekend it was too wet to go on an actual walk, so we got our exercise at Beechwood Place, a rather posh mall in Cleveland.
The mall itself was very nice, except that it was so nice we could not afford anything there. They had valet parking in front of a Saks 5th Avenue, among other things. However, with posh stores comes a very comfortable setting, so we pretended we were Sir Kurt and Lady Hanna and let the adventure continue from there.
I can review this in two ways: as a mall, and as a walking experience.
As a mall, although it was a very enjoyable atmosphere, despite all the elite stores there was little variety. We didn't see a single bookstore, among other things. Also, retailers catering to the wealthy tend to get a little sycophantic at times. And finally, the heat was on in some stores, which in the case of Pottery Barn, created a sauna feeling.
One point I did like was that they had a Chipotle-like eatery called Currito, but one of the "meats" they offered for their burritos was tofu. The tofu was soaked in a paprika mix, so it was fantastic tasting. Kurt even liked it more than his chicken.
Also, Currito had a Nutella milkshake. It was evilly delicious, and we are Nutella fiends.
As a walking experience, I still think Polaris Mall in Columbus has the best configuration for an optimum walk, but we still got our exercise in, which is what counts.
I made Kurt try on this hat.
After the walk. Yea, we're cute.
I told Kurt to convey the fact that we didn't spend any money, in photo form. This is what he came up with.
I also tried to express "We didn't spend money!" and went a little crazy with the camera. Also, I am gesturing to my windblown hair - we were under a wind advisory for two days (the night before we were under a tornado warning and had to go in our laundry room for an hour) so I was blown to our car in the parking lot.
Tomorrow is supposed to be mostly sunny, so we are going to trek once again in the great outdoors.
On a side note, this blog may not be updated as frequently as I would like, as I will be having surgery on my jaw. However, I will be posted updates on my everyday blog, Hanna's Commonplace Book, so you can check updates on there. Ciao!
